When Twitterer @monkeyonthelam issued the following tweet: "I wish there was a comprehensive list of the last line said by every dead Whedonverse character. I love lists, but that would be a lot of work"...we took that as a personal challenge. At least to come up with 25 of 'em. Well, this gets a bit lengthy so let's get to it....but before we do, we'd like to point out that during our research we realized there are many a great characters that do not really get a last line. The final thing they say may be a scene or 2 before the actual death or some-such. This includes: Anya, Buffy (the 1st time), Kendra (she's hypnotized), Jenny Calendar, Larry, Jonathan, Joyce, etc. Since they didn't get the glory of a last lick, why not make one up for them and leave it in the comments?
Without further ado, Buffyfest presents: Last Lines of the Dead.-BtVS-
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Jesse: - "You don't have the guts." -
The Harvest![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh1anAO-FzPv7_ggbFVLMYIhePJDgj-HuKomVdh0OpsuG2BpjBelrtJViGt6pS6VbBhmTmrT-lqDUdYYRe1O1XyWh90oBw3sWl-G2gsJ4ae1uHdzaKu1D4AppHz_O1m8MHvHg-y17RiBc/s320/flutie.gif)
Principal Flutie: - "Are you insane?!" -
The Pack![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG2wgs70ikXv_hVL1MAsaC_69GoiwodXyftuQ5dFQA8ibWI-QB1Hcit14bBUJWsIZjsBP9LcBROY76PMAvIcJibk_NcQJfVADrA9UtM5UDWaC76-eTY9f7ofS1J5gpkMPoVqpoT0tTpxY/s320/darla+hellmouth.jpg)
Darla: "Angel?" -
Angel![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht2AgptpzENL-Cyp95b1gwetoq9qrtZoN3KUVCpo-YT8sn1svN8X5JrzI_TQ_sxA3-XhAVn0BfkFV9qjJsOKAG5cfZjK8giA1vTcUj3yxsTGbKkvjqaApj50b_z2iJqoR541gihEgeocs/s320/uncle+enyos.jpg)
Uncle Enyos: "I suppose you want answers."
- Innocence![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxVQIngOOTvhbhKPuxJ5575S-nrQo7EwN18Nkg4Aso82Bljgk0oeAGrnEiZwTNibUHi80tKlVjhAnU3IR03C1MumU9PkjlWpdIG1ixVktL2qDFUqlLmer-E8rCEzG4SMjJb_7HMtpxcw8/s320/angel+becoming.jpg)
Angel (Becoming): "Quickly, you have to send me to Hell to stop Acathla, Buffy" (reportedly, all but the last word were "indicated with his eyes" [sic]). -
Becoming Part 2![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglP_BQcRidpZjwDohPMqF4uyizt5ljQU4KAXlksPi7G7EdWROskk_vvafdqF2cqN1O_OMgjLF3mDFRyKNK1kyuSXoBaXcwTWl24Av5uBThsC7AmFfvFa9rAXKyxApvZnEdJdFYgUSr4S8/s320/trick.gif)
Mr. Trick: "Oh, no. No, this is no good at all." -
Consequences![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMq39JzrWfpTfOML_bCXc5dolx9svWyB323eb0Gw4yTRKT_EGW1Frj8Jh-UOC5zH2ytJcUvT4YD_KdMxozr8IDbNnPqW2Fo_n6NSXg0ateSDX97_dQofOubwnJY1M0sRVpLXnBy7viuUY/s320/mayor.gif)
The Mayor: "Well, gosh."
- Graduation Day Part 2![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjINwBOktpTE7Z3BVeGU-fm676yGCWBTFHFj_k1UFU_OSOJEpIexZb3LCMs7faiRczxKLJ0O3mpJKdQXbcS0AT_kAcGqYYSThDUOKRtaJ1oO-WoXAF-l5OUUPuBivT8h5AxNnYRnp1ZJHY/s320/Maggie.jpg)
Magie Walsh: "Adam?" -
The I in Team![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmqraJ7ZGE9NIoziJIieG5KZ3wNAY6ojRZZTD21Th22lszLXEEjvVd4YNY7NkdA5XkfA6a9NkI0n-wFEZv2GIXOnDi9_vUU9xM4NToUqed3-DjCI79RMdl6qPQh51yMaIJ-5fvZ4EXyHg/s320/adam)
Adam: "How...can you?"
- Primeval![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyq-S7RnBV2HwsXf8RthhwZbZsOlOOm8fbt9bK7vGK1gBQJ6LThtUau70asMCdyMPunuqh3z1M8VURX2QfxkzDS2VSSHhwz2PXlIhvh0knRVl_hDup0E2swHMOzBepbGTPH3EjR3k2itw/s320/buffy+the+gift.jpg)
Buffy: "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"
- The Gift![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkdxgmyBcl2jjAeM_JFXR_rAvOoceQHvTegMf8T_yn6Nid32PpQuCklwVt5oV69ZcF_dLhpdlZSN9K4r-JIeyb5VY2XvloURNE3RxoSC8vzQ03h6ezcO6j5ygKw8HQov45mOaMi27tnnc/s320/tara+shot.jpg)
Tara: "Your shirt..." -
Seeing Red![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYGrfl9C6aNp545CvwziUKLwZ6SZ6GwwxpzbzxyxKnjZXp3rxQQOGcepCzAL94AUuZIGfzhs6FwRXgL8oBoJhVtALa_p3vEzjQPKzPr_mTz_ugW6ZP7ErSAJ0i4E3K45CaYT3FCY_Xv6c/s320/spoike+chosen.jpg)
Spike: "I want to see how it ends." -
Chosen![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinatzCSua5r_YN8rI_2rwyOLIB8eWxj30BWyY_HVNE-uQDvS_DP1uSyqtAGzlKqwnnDDFCKJpvqZx31cFN6So2pq6x60Fju4rRN1kmZNJNZb-qXllqwXZHjyL5_nd8UQ3ZqvAt6jyZnMc/s320/warren.gif)
Warren: "I know you're in pain, but-" -
Villains![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJg2_-6yhDuqL4Zwre49H3xmOOhIOu6JROFM6tzRmPEB1tsvbLJHcD8MsZA0Bnn3tVCZzan4Hh7NusNLM071sTX3Naiv65MpeBs4bKhWY03MMKkQBwURQzAbIHOBpAIN7tIgcEii6q61g/s320/vamp+willow.jpg)
VampWillow: "Aw, f..."
Doppelgangland
-Angel-
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Doyle: " "Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love." -
Hero
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Lilah: "He's gonna kill us." -
Calvary
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Cordy: "Oh... and you're welcome." -
You're Welcome
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Darla (again): ""This Child, it's the one good thing we ever did together. You make sure to tell him that." -
Dad
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Fred: "Please, Wesley, why can't I stay?" -
A Hole in the World
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Wes: "I—I love you." -
Not Fade Away
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Lindsey: "You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel...kills me. You don't... Angel..." -
Not Fade Away-Firefly-
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Mr. Universe: "They can't stop the signal, Mal. They can never stop the signal." -
Serenity![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCS9E80rcNLpZIqtqVgK_Vyt-EMVA_cBLSngWTHKZSaKqzPWELDIaeKOYvcoU8jQmHjwD50hsarWfJzc3lSYv4OlRiBayjqAxXnG5LCroAz8xQdc7NwtYBH40nfnrp2JoqSw3kqK1xgts/s320/wash.gif)
Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how..." -
Serenity![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg2S35_S6rzaAVLaKmr1Gf9JQgvsaAJcJo-5a24OfNJGCn39z0el2WfwaS6rBUoFLE5XKQIjgUju7Twqtl_dKFnUtGD5cz8zkBN8_vaWTlmsFHm3n82JOvTfWpJDuJxiRVUNr0R9q5XZQ/s320/Shepherd+Book.jpg)
Shepherd Book: "I don't care what you believe. Just believe it. Whatever you..." -
Serenity-Dr. Horrible-
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Penny: "Captain Hammer will save us." -
Dr. Horrible Act III
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